My greatest triumph in terms of charm
concerned a certain irascible member of the catering staff in my
university. Living in Neuadd Lewis Jones
(Lewis Jones Hall) on campus meant that we could have breakfast in College
House as long as we arrived to eat it before half past eight in the morning.
Our hate figure was a wizened harridan
called Nicky whose grating cry of “Iz gorn ar past eight!” greeted anyone
daring to turn up and expect to be fed after the magic time. I loathed her just like everyone else until
she had some sort of Road to Damascus experience – but only concerning my good
self! She would hurl abuse at the other
late arrivals but turn to me with a frightening fawning face and (for her) ask
me sweetly if I wanted a glass of milk.
To this day I do not know what caused the
change in her abrasive personality towards me.
I would like to think that it was because of my irresistible magnetic
commanding personality – indeed in latter years I have come to believe this
almost as an article of faith.
Nicky remained my single greatest triumph –
until today.
Our local bakery boasts an assistant who is
to customer service what Tesco is to self-effacement. She has never been known to smile; she never
indulges in small talk and she serves with the sort of resentment that is
usually reserved for customers daring to use ticket windows in theatres in the
West End.
Even when she was with people she knew, the
same sullen expression set her face in its customary humanity free style. Until today.
Today when I went in to the shop to get the
bread I made a little joke and was rewarded not only with a smile but also a
positive laugh! And conversation! Dialogue rather than silence! Not that I understood all of it or course,
but the tenor was unmistakable.
Now the key moment will be the next time I
go there. Will there be a remembrance of
times past and a cheeky grin play around her set face or will her expression
revert to the times before the laugh?
With Nicky the change was absolute and
irrevocable; only time will tell if the Unsmiling Baker has responded to the
touch of personality changing magic that I have now convinced myself is mine to
bestow!
The weather continues resentfully dull with
rain in the wind and threatening clouds masking the hills around the town. The sea is that deep dirty green which is
dramatic but depressing.
And I have been bitten again!
I am obviously something which appeals to
the autumn mosquito and they wait for the cooler damper weather before filling
themselves with the russet fluid they relish.
I am also running out of the “magic” cream
that I have discovered this season which does do, for once, what it says on the
tube - soothe and heal. Pity is cannot
be applied in industrial quantities to most areas of the world that qualify for
a mention in the almost infinitely depressing world news with which I start my
day! Though I wouldn’t do without the
news of course: better to know and be downcast than not to know and speculate about
Armageddon!
The Eight Bricks (I feel such a structure
deserves capitalization, and indeed the definite article) are now partially
covered with plaster and the whole structure has been painted. Tomorrow (Day 5!) might see the sink actually
placed on said bricks. Comment is
superfluous.
Today I received information from the
Philatelic Bureau about the cost of the first day covers for the Paralympics’
gold winners.
The Post Office was caught out during the
Olympics by the success of the whole enterprise. The idea of issuing a special stamp for each
gold medal winner in the Olympics was a good idea. Painting a pillar-box gold in the winner’s
home town or city was positively inspired – and camp! But did no one in the Philatelic Bureau think
about the knock-on demand for stamps for Paralympian gold medal winners too
would be overwhelming?
Their initial idea was to produce a couple
of sets of special stamps to commemorate the Paralympic Games – a first in
philatelic terms as no other country has issued Paralympic stamps – and that
would suffice.
Although I missed out on the furore about
the Paralympic athletes being treated as second class by not having their own
stamps, the Post Office responded by saying that they would issue stamps in
exactly the same way as for the Olympians.
This provided the Post Office with a
problem. The 29 gold medal winners, each
with their own special issue mean that 2012 is by far the most productive year
for new commemorative stamps ever. With
the addition of 34 stamps for the Paralympians you have the equivalent of about
eight years of normal issues in a couple of weeks.
Then there is the cost. As a collector of first day covers I had
already signed up to receive as many first day covers as we won golds. This was, as you can imagine, a major cost
then, to keep the collection complete, came the news that there were to be even
more issues.
I think that the Post Office solved the
cost problem fairly well as it has announced that anyone who bought the whole
set of Olympic gold winners via the Philatelic Bureau could have the complete
set of Paralympic stamps at a twenty pound discount. Each discounted set matching the number of
sets of Olympic stamps ordered.
For reasons which are not entirely clear,
the cost of each first day cover is actually less for overseas customers than
it is for collectors living in the United Kingdom.
As I have had to buy new albums to contain
the covers every little helps.
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