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Showing posts with label alternative facts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alternative facts. Show all posts

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Cartoon Politics?

 



 

 

 

For what now seems like the last twenty-something years of my life, a political organization, formerly known as The Conservative Party, has been putting on a mind-bendingly boring charade of Right Wing Cosplay to try and influence the miniscule audience of voters who will elect one of two cyphers who will replace the last lying narcissist to hold the role of Prime Minister, who in his turn replaced the previous vicious (yet vacuous) semi-alive failure in the role, who in her turn replaced the toff-boy coward who walked away (whistling) from his responsibilities.  So, the cyphers do not have to do a lot to fit right in with the bar of competence set at a Mariana Trench level of profundity.

     Truss, the ex-Remainer, ex-Lib Dem, and born-again Thatcher act and Unicorn Brexiteer is using the Johnson tried and trusted technique of blatant lying and blaming everything on everyone – apart from her semi-articulate self, while talking up increasingly far right policies (on the hoof) to try and get the old, white, knuckle-draggers of the Home Counties to vote for her.  She is risible and contemptible and is, let us remind ourselves, the favourite (sic.) to gain the keys to Number 10.

     Her perky, richer than Croesus, “I have no working class friends” opponent is also spewing nonsense, trying to balance (and failing) the need to appeal to a Conservative Membership that he must regard with little less than loathing, while attempting to voice policies that make at least some nod towards the fact that the UK is facing crises of an existential nature.

     Not, of course that you would get a sense of that by listening or reading about the various quasi-Surrealistic “hustings” of party members as they question these “candidates” who have to try and pretend that they are offering something new and exciting to combat the difficulties that they themselves have been creating for the last decade.

     The level of unreality is so palpable that I am sure that the majority of people trying to make sense of the “Noddy in Toyland” level of political acumen on display have truly forgotten that we have had a Conservative Government (I use the term in its loosest possible sense) since 2010.  Two thousand and bloody ten!  And they are acting as if Cameron, May, Johnson are all “resets” and therefore nothing can be blamed on the future Prime Minister, as they will have had nothing to do with previous administrations, apart from being slavishly voting MPs and actual Ministers in the actual government!

     As a Welshman, albeit living in Catalonia, I can take some comfort from the fact that the Conservatives do NOT have a majority in Wales and that we do not have the political dregs in power.  But the UK is governed from London and the monetary allocations are decided in Westminster and England has by far the largest population in the constituent countries of the UK so, although government is partially devolved, England is still calling the tunes – or rather the tiny percentage of the population that makes up the membership of the Conservative and Unionist Party is.

     So, as prices and inflation go up (and up!) and wages go down (unless you are in The City) we have weeks more of the farce that is the election of our next Prime Minister.  Embarrassments playing with props from the political Dressing Up Box, vividly illustrating just how far below the ludicrous our country has sunk.

     Perhaps the most depressing element in this whole charade of political game playing was summed by the Daily Mail who (seriously) averred that Johnson had bucked the trend of the political truism that, “All political careers end in failure.”  That is a rewriting of reality on a par with the everyday life of Trump, where there is an unlimited number of “alternative facts” to fit in with whatever deranged rearrangement of life unscrupulous right-wing demagogues demand the ever credulous to accept rather than believe the evidence of their own eyes.

     Another truism is, “This too will pass” – however good or bad things are, they will change.  Wars will end.  Things will resolve themselves.  But it doesn’t mean that things will be better when those “things” have “settled down”.  You can look at history through statistics, but statistics are human stories and have human consequences.  The removal of the twenty-five-pound uplift to Universal Credit is a story of human misery and political viciousness.  Real people suffered; it is not just an “economic detail.”

 

This is a bitter way to start again to add to my neglected blog, perhaps tomorrow I will be mellower and allow myself the luxury of hope!

Friday, October 02, 2020

I have heard that . . .

 

Trump invites many things: disbelief, derision, contempt, hatred, fear, amazement, dislocation, bewilderment, denial and on and on and on.  But the fact that such a supremely unsuited, cataclysmically inept buffoon actually made it to the White House compels any reasonably compos mentis observer of the political scene to resort to Conspiracy Theories to explain the inexplicable.

It was not exactly rocket science to work out that a person who swaggeringly dismisses much of the science behind viral spread and who is loath to be seen either wearing a mask or physically distancing (except from his wife, of course) will in the normal course of events succumb to the virus himself.  And lo!  It came to pass that the German demi-god Schadenfreude saw the contempt that Trump displayed for Generally Accepted Science and decided to let Nature take its course and allowed statistical probability to claim another victim.

Let us be very clear, much as I loathe Trump and the grotesquery that he has made of the Republican Party, I do not wish him ill.  Politically I wish him to the oblivion he and his party richly deserve, but I would not wish Covid on anyone.  Not even him.

So, now that I have made my position clear on his personal health, we come to my personal Conspiracy-Theory-Take on the news that Trump and his wife have tested positive for the virus.

The first question I would ask is, “How do we know that Trump is positive?”  Do we have an independent verification of the results?  I would not trust anyone (ANYONE) in the Trump camp to recognize the ethical difference between truth and falsehood. 

The Trump of ‘alternative facts’ lives in a world where the only truth is Trump, everyone and everything else is a reflection of him.  He is the living embodiment of the facile philosophical thought experiment that seeks to discommode you by the unsettling thought that, “Everything in the World is just part of my dream”. 

In Alice through the looking-glass Tweedledum and Tweedledee explain to Alice about the vital importance of the sleeping Red King, “If he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?    You'd be nowhere.  Why, you're only a sort of thing in his dream!  If that there King was to wake, you'd go out -- bang! -- just like a candle!”

That was an extract from a Classic piece of Victorian children’s literature, a fantasy, unreal whimsical.  Trump takes it as a manual for political life!

So, what do I ‘believe’ is behind the so-called Covid diagnosis of the Orange Leader of the Free World?

Let’s start with how far Trump can delude himself.  We know that he redefines reality to suit his purposes, but surely even he must at least glance at the polls that suggest that he is behind in all the areas that matter.  He must (surely) recognize that there is a very real chance that he is going to lose in November and with that loss comes the very real probability that he is going to be prosecuted for some of the crimes that he has committed during his appalling presidency.

Bearing that in mind.  I do not believe that Trump has a positive Covid test.  He is using the ‘diagnosis’ for his own means.

The first “’Presidential’” debate was an accelerated train wreck of a disaster.  He would be well advised to do no more.  His period of quarantine gives him an obvious excuse to provide a series of videoed, scripted electioneering interventions where serious editing could make even that boor look mildly authoritative.  His quarantine would also give him the excuse not to have rallies filled with his repulsive base ostentatiously not wearing masks or distancing, where his ‘born again’ conversion to the precautions that have been suggested since earlier in the year will not impact the visuals of rallies.

It is in Trump’s interests for him to get ‘seriously ill’ and to have to hand over the presidency to that odious bigot Pence.  As soon as Pence is president, he can then pardon Trump for all the crimes that he has committed during his mendacious, kleptomaniac, nepotistic, terminally corrupt time in the White House.

After being pardoned Trump can either 1) make a miraculous recovery if it seems likely that he can get a second term or, 2) leave the tail-end presidency and disaster of the election to Pence as Trump ‘struggles heroically with the virus’ and laughs all the way to the bank.   Again.

Trump is the acme of untrustworthiness so anything he does or says cannot be taken at face value, least of all his dealings with the virus.  Would that he has a Demesne conversion and becomes a reasonable human being, but that is not on the cards.  He has made a life of lies and there has been nothing over the last four years to suggest that there is any possibility of change.

I will follow the news and look forward to the conspiracy theories linked to the latest developments that match and extend my own!