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Showing posts with label buffoon. Show all posts

Sunday, December 20, 2020

Present depression; future hope!

Three things that bury Johnson's 'man of the people' shtick – SKWAWKBOX

 

 

“He looks like a homeless person,” my friend in the swimming pool said this morning before we started our swim, “With a tie!”  Perhaps it doesn’t need me to tell you which English political character he was taking about, given the international publicity that shuffling lummox has had over his latest U-turn.

     If it wasn’t for the unnecessary deaths that his ineptitude and indolence have caused, it would be rollickingly funny.  But it isn’t.  It’s a national humiliation as each new catastrophic missed opportunity or slipshod execution pushes the figures even further beyond the “optimistic” projected number of 20,000 dead by the end of the pandemic that was voiced with some belief in the early stages of the infection! 

     I hope that the increasing dead haunt Johnson’s every waking thought because it is his ‘”leadership’” that has pushed the figures into the national disgrace that they have become.  I think that the charges of “corporate manslaughter” that Johnson and his cabinet should face are becoming more and more of a necessity if the thousands of excess deaths are ever going to be properly laid at the feet of the architect of the political chaos that helped make them.  Indeed, I think that the term “manslaughter” is far, far too mild for what he and his low-life ministers have actually done.

 

However bitter my thoughts and how eager I am to see Johnson brought to justice; I know that my writing is just so much bile.  Even if Johnson were to read it he wouldn’t recognize the application to himself; he is so much of a narcissist that he would ‘naturally’ push the blame off on to someone else.  Responsibility has never been one of his strong points, well, not even a point really, so he would brush off any criticism as ‘inapplicable’ and carry on in the way that he has lived all of his life: falling upwards and ignoring negative opinions. 

     The only problem that I foresee is that his final comeuppance will come, but at a price that will involve the whole of the United Kingdom (for as long as that concept is going to survive his governance) in taking the hit for his failures, and he will gambol away (possibly humming a merry tune like Cameron) as he disappears into the lucrative lecture circuit and shallow book writing future that he has mapped out for himself.

     But wait, I was forgetting, as a past holder of his present post he will be entitled (?) to a peerage, Lord Boris of Bullshit, floridly resplendent in his (probably borrowed) robes, so that he can continue fleecing the country with his lordly per diems!

 

Enough!  We have only hours (or days, or weeks, or months, or years) left before the latest deadline for a Brexit agreement.  Has anyone bothered to count up the number of deadlines that have come and gone?  I do hope that someone has kept track of what we were offered and what we could have got at all the times in the past when an agreement was in the offing.  I am more than sure that what (if anything) we end up with will be a pale reflection of what we could have had if we had etc etc etc, and specifically if self-harming opposition of people like the Odious Rees-Mogg and the Unthinkable IDS had not been invented.  I have to admit that one finds it hard to imagine that those two (together with the unmentionables in the rabid Brexit gang) ever being ‘born’ in the normal human way.

Cantorion Ardwyn Ardwyn Singers

With a lurch, I will try to stop foaming at the mouth with justifiable resentment and anger and become a trifle more composed.

     This evening I am going to a carol concert in Wales.  Not in reality of course, but virtually via Zoom.  The Cardiff Ardwyn Singers are presenting a Christmas Concert of carols dedicated to the memory of Gaynor Wilkins, wife of John, both of whom were connected with the Choir. 

     Money raised via the link below will go to the Haematology Unit for Cardiff and Vale Health Charity in recognition of the care that they showed in the treatment of Gaynor’s rare form of blood cancer Myelodysplastic syndrome (MDS)

www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rhiannon-wilkins

Something real.

Friday, October 02, 2020

I have heard that . . .

 

Trump invites many things: disbelief, derision, contempt, hatred, fear, amazement, dislocation, bewilderment, denial and on and on and on.  But the fact that such a supremely unsuited, cataclysmically inept buffoon actually made it to the White House compels any reasonably compos mentis observer of the political scene to resort to Conspiracy Theories to explain the inexplicable.

It was not exactly rocket science to work out that a person who swaggeringly dismisses much of the science behind viral spread and who is loath to be seen either wearing a mask or physically distancing (except from his wife, of course) will in the normal course of events succumb to the virus himself.  And lo!  It came to pass that the German demi-god Schadenfreude saw the contempt that Trump displayed for Generally Accepted Science and decided to let Nature take its course and allowed statistical probability to claim another victim.

Let us be very clear, much as I loathe Trump and the grotesquery that he has made of the Republican Party, I do not wish him ill.  Politically I wish him to the oblivion he and his party richly deserve, but I would not wish Covid on anyone.  Not even him.

So, now that I have made my position clear on his personal health, we come to my personal Conspiracy-Theory-Take on the news that Trump and his wife have tested positive for the virus.

The first question I would ask is, “How do we know that Trump is positive?”  Do we have an independent verification of the results?  I would not trust anyone (ANYONE) in the Trump camp to recognize the ethical difference between truth and falsehood. 

The Trump of ‘alternative facts’ lives in a world where the only truth is Trump, everyone and everything else is a reflection of him.  He is the living embodiment of the facile philosophical thought experiment that seeks to discommode you by the unsettling thought that, “Everything in the World is just part of my dream”. 

In Alice through the looking-glass Tweedledum and Tweedledee explain to Alice about the vital importance of the sleeping Red King, “If he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?    You'd be nowhere.  Why, you're only a sort of thing in his dream!  If that there King was to wake, you'd go out -- bang! -- just like a candle!”

That was an extract from a Classic piece of Victorian children’s literature, a fantasy, unreal whimsical.  Trump takes it as a manual for political life!

So, what do I ‘believe’ is behind the so-called Covid diagnosis of the Orange Leader of the Free World?

Let’s start with how far Trump can delude himself.  We know that he redefines reality to suit his purposes, but surely even he must at least glance at the polls that suggest that he is behind in all the areas that matter.  He must (surely) recognize that there is a very real chance that he is going to lose in November and with that loss comes the very real probability that he is going to be prosecuted for some of the crimes that he has committed during his appalling presidency.

Bearing that in mind.  I do not believe that Trump has a positive Covid test.  He is using the ‘diagnosis’ for his own means.

The first “’Presidential’” debate was an accelerated train wreck of a disaster.  He would be well advised to do no more.  His period of quarantine gives him an obvious excuse to provide a series of videoed, scripted electioneering interventions where serious editing could make even that boor look mildly authoritative.  His quarantine would also give him the excuse not to have rallies filled with his repulsive base ostentatiously not wearing masks or distancing, where his ‘born again’ conversion to the precautions that have been suggested since earlier in the year will not impact the visuals of rallies.

It is in Trump’s interests for him to get ‘seriously ill’ and to have to hand over the presidency to that odious bigot Pence.  As soon as Pence is president, he can then pardon Trump for all the crimes that he has committed during his mendacious, kleptomaniac, nepotistic, terminally corrupt time in the White House.

After being pardoned Trump can either 1) make a miraculous recovery if it seems likely that he can get a second term or, 2) leave the tail-end presidency and disaster of the election to Pence as Trump ‘struggles heroically with the virus’ and laughs all the way to the bank.   Again.

Trump is the acme of untrustworthiness so anything he does or says cannot be taken at face value, least of all his dealings with the virus.  Would that he has a Demesne conversion and becomes a reasonable human being, but that is not on the cards.  He has made a life of lies and there has been nothing over the last four years to suggest that there is any possibility of change.

I will follow the news and look forward to the conspiracy theories linked to the latest developments that match and extend my own!