Well, it’s good to know that I can emulate
my father’s father in one respect.
In spite of the continuous bombardment
which is a characteristic of the Catalan celebration of St John I slept
serenely, as indeed is only appropriate for a grandson whose grandfather went
through not one, but both Battles of the Somme!
The number of armaments used for this
celebration gives the lie to any idea that there may be any sort financial
crisis lurking in or around the area.
The amount of money that must have gone up in smoke would have
stabilized a reasonable sized bank – but of course they don’t need any extra
money, as they have been gifted billions already. The air of financial unreality continues.
The day started with a “good” lie-in as a
way of getting me used to the new way of waking which will see me never having
to get up at six-thirty in the morning ever again, unless I want to. Having and wanting are very different
concepts!
The “extra” week that we have to work
comprises mornings only – as long as you count working until two in the
afternoon as morning.
I am assuming that
there is going to be less traffic so I can leave the house substantially later
than usual. Nothing is going to kick-off
until nine o’clock so there is every inducement to leave leaving the bare
minimum of time to get there. And if I
am held up by traffic then, frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. In very much the same way as Management
showed last Friday! The resentment eats
on!
Today has been a gloriously hot day and the
parking has reached the very height of holiday inconsideration. If (and that is a very big “if”) we had
active traffic police and traffic wardens who actually came anywhere near the
beach where the real horror parking takes place then the financial deficit of
Castelldefels could be resolved in a single hot weekend!
As The Family descended we had a barbecue
with Carmen’s potato salad and cod salad – both of which are delicious and
refreshing.
Which is more than can be said for the
England-Italy game which is dragging its weary length along.
Since I wrote that I went to bed rather
than watch England fail to progress and fail to win a penalty shoot out –
again.
The news this morning (it’s now Monday) let
me know what I already knew – and I have found out that the incompetent wasters
are actually paid money for their performance!
Incredible!
The atmosphere in school is, amazingly, one
of barely concealed panic as the computer system which deals with the results
of our myriad examinations does what it does which is not necessarily what we
want it to do – result: misery!
And yet, there is for me an escape clause
(apart from the complete lack of interest in keeping going a system bent on
failure) because I am not going to be here next year and therefore can softly
and silently vanish away for the Snark was a Boojum you see.
I shall attempt this silent vanishing in
about thirty-five minutes time when, for the next three, solid hours, the
hapless staff are to be given a talk on “Motivation and Responsibility”.
I did not go to the meeting.
Tuesday was notable for an early exit from
school, a quick swim and a meal with Julie at lunchtime. Alas, Toni was not well so there were just
the three of us but a pleasant time was had by those not in bed!
Wednesday had meetings like other
organizations have people playing patience on computers.
I avoided one but was caught by the
second. This was one chaired by Suzanne
so things started on time and finished when they were supposed to. It also had teachers talking to each other
about something practical – it’s amazing how productive teachers can be when
they are given something real to do!
The real and serious business of today was
not to do with education, but with my visit to the Tax People.
Toni made an appointment for me for 1.30 pm
some time ago to try and sort out my tax affairs as the Internet seems
decidedly uncooperative in sending me information about what the Tax People
want to take from me.
I left an hour to get to the office near
the Cornella branch of El Corte Ingles and I used my GPS to get me there. It didn’t.
I remembered from my last visit (squalid and unsatisfactory) where the
building should have been and, after a desultory piece of aimless driving chose
a car park which I considered to be in the vicinity of where I wanted to be
and, amazingly, found a space. This was
too good to ignore and I parked and prepared to find the office. My hour had been reduced somewhat and it no
longer seemed like a generous amount of time to spend.
I asked the first person I met, who was
giving directions to somebody else at the time and so was obviously the right
sort of person to ask. He told me that
the office I wanted was “straight ahead” and would take me ten, no five minutes
to walk.
Such advice I take with considerable bags
of salt but, it was remarkably accurate and I was soon walking through the
unpretentious door of the massively pretentious building into the air-conditioned
cool of taxpayers’ money being squandered!
I explained to the security person that I
had an appointment and, in spite of the fact that I was carrying a brief case
she ushered me through without passing through the metal detector – perhaps it
was because I was carrying a brief case!
I reported to the front desk and noticed,
to my horror, serried ranks of chairs filled with glum looking people. I again said that I had an appointment and my
identity number was fed into a ticket machine and a ticket was duly spewed
forth. I was told to wait until my
number was called.
I walked despondently towards the Chairs of
Tantulus and, before I could sit down my number was called!
Shock propelled me towards the stairs down
into the heart of the building and to table number 33. Which was unstaffed.
I sat down and almost immediately some
teenager sat down and, after unconvincingly saying that he spoke some English,
we continued in Spanish.
Let me cut to the chase. I had a rebate!
I think.
If this is so it is the first time that I
have joined the great majority of regular tax payers who seem to get something
back at the end of the year! I was the
only person (just about) in the staff room last year who actually paid in to
the tax man at the end of the year. I
feel that I have now joined a sort of national club – it is another stage in my
assimilation to Spain!
Tomorrow there will be but two days left in
school for me – though of course I am technically employed until the end of August
– and I get to meet my replacement.
Probably.
I really need to get my head round the fact
that I am going to France on Saturday (three days time) and I have done nothing
to get packed or get organized for this jaunt!
I must now (Now!) get the details printed
out so that Irene and I can at least tell people when we are going and more
importantly getting back.
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